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17 September 2012

To: Parents of Perspective College-ers

Hello, world. I have come across a magnificent realization... crew gets you into college. THINK ABOUT IT: Many of the top schools nationwide have excellent rowing teams like, for example, Harvard, Yale, and Princeton. From that, we can deduce that in order for them to maintain their prestigious claims as rowing powerhouses, they must recruit excellent rowers! Therefore, if your child is an excellent rower (or coxswain) then they have a better chance of getting recruited by top schools without having to be a braniac genius child prodigy.

I suppose that applies to most sports, but crew sounds more awesome than football.

Man, this sounds like an advertisement for rowing clubs.

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